Operation Barbarossa

An old German joke where you wanted to invade your Russian girlfriend's ass on a winter night but she manages to throw you out of the room

Johann had planned an operation Barbarossa with Alekandra, but felt emptiness the next morning.

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Operation Cacti

The operation going on in Iraq that involves Canadian soldiers. Instead of dressing in drab desert colours, the Canadian Armed Forces are wearing green, possibly to look like Cacti.

Three Iraqi soldiers are dead after what appeared to be a cactus shot at them, demonstrating Canada's stunning Operation Cacti offensive.

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elevator operator

racial term for black people

"hey kurt, i almost got in a fight today..."
'oh yea? was it with one of them elevator operators?'
"yeeeeeeaa"

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Covert Operations

The one and only add-on pack for Command & Conquer: Tiberian Dawn. "The Covert Operations" simply adds some very difficult missions into the wonderful game.

Those Covert Operations missions were really, really irritating. But fun!

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Hand Operative

someone who uses their hand to satisfy themselves - "Wanker"

Dad, in front of kids - "That Prime Minister is a proper hand operative"

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operation grandma

when a guy goes to quick check and gets a 99cent slushie and he throws it on the girl and cums in her eye.

today Paul and steph pulled an operation grandma

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operation 66

Stealing alcohol from a bad party and making a better party somewhere else

" yo you going to this party tonight"
"Nah nigga, operation 66!!!"
"Roger that!"

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