easter pink

drank, liquid codine, or promethazine

...and i like my sprite easter pink.

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pink starfish

1) a healthy anus
2) asshole that is safe to fuck; will not put you at risk for poop-cock

I strained on the can, but my pink starfish merely winked at the mirrored pool below

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Pink Yeti

Sticking your dick in a freezer for sexual pleasure

Wife: What are you doing?
Husband: What do you mean what am I doing? I'm making a pink yeti for tonight.

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Pink Floyd

What God listens.

Jesus: Dad, what are you listening?
God: But Iiiiiiiiiiii have become Comfortably Numb, Pink Floyd of course my son.
Jesus: Dad you rule!!

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pink people

Another word for white people or people of color, because white people's skin has a pink undertone.

Person A: "White people be crazy thinking they can get away without another Depression in US by lifting regulations they set in place right after the Great Depression of US."

Person B: "You mean pink people. They're pink like pig's skin. Them hogs are too greedy to know they're in their own filth."

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pink twink

a delicious alcoholic drink consisting of vodka, cranberry juice, 7Up. YUM. concocted by Sarah the princess

make me a PINK TWINK and let's watch the office!

This pink twink has too much orange juice!

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pink kink

female version of blue balls; female sexual frustrations

After he came, he just fell asleep and left me with pink kink

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