A shopping bag full of used tissues that someone who is sick would fill.
Please throw that plague bag away and just fill a new one, I understand you're sick and yes, I know you're miserable but I feel that you're cultivating a science project that won't get you extra credit with the teacher.
-Yardy to Cash probably, Good. Better. Quest!
Worship him. He is the almighty man.
Boy 1: Did you see that Plague Doctor (Plagueism)?
Boy 2: Yes, we should bow down and worship him
Both: ALMIGHTY PLAGUE DOCTOR! WE WORSHIP YOU!
A virus currently effecting lesbian relationships.
Dude, what happened to them? They were so cute together?
Their relationship fell to the lesbian plague
When you are surrounded by a new group of females who you interact with often enough your period becomes contagious in the group of said females. You get your period and it is quickly spread throughout the group, at such a magnitude everyone’s periods begin getting effected-usually appearing sooner than expected.
Period plague in the all girls office-I’m here all of the time, & I’ve had my period for 12 out of the 14 weeks I’ve been here.
A mind virus spread primarily by invertebrates from legacy media, rodents from the house of congress and white house, and bugs in social media platforms. Highly contagious, symptoms include acting irrationally, repeating whatever you're told, and restricting the rights of anyone you disagree with. Doing your own research, exercising your mind and plain old facts are effective prophylactics. Though the infected insist upon needing a vaccine, in reality the only known cure once infected is a dose of red pills.
After suffering miserably for years of the bluebonic plague, Karen stopped watching the msm, started hanging around with meme artists, and miraculously was cured of the bluebonic plague.
Disease where you constantly get slapped by dildos
Doctor: I'm sorry but your son has the Dildonic Plague
JKGB's Internet Plague is a plague which occurs when you watch a stream by JKGB. By watching JKGB's stream the palgue transfers over to your pc and slows down your internet.
JKGB's Internet Plague made my ping go from 25ms to 150ms