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When waiting for your significant other (usu. female) to finish trying on clothes, and you're feeling gassy (perhaps due to eating Chipotle or because you need to poop). Rather than wait in the husband chair and stew in it, you wander the store leaving little clouds of happiness for others to find.
That Chipotle was so rank, that while Jenn was in the dressing room at Dillard's, I was forced to wander around the women's shoes doing a little cloud seeding. I'm not sitting in my own stank.
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A person who follows too close in a moving vehicle; a person that follows you around everywhere.
"This dude won't get off my ass!"
"I know! He's stuck to your buns like sesame seeds."
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The gayest gundam so far. A show that is a detailed yet horribly boring gundam spin-off. Trys to be a soap opera way to hard even though it's fucking anime.
G Gundam is the only gundam show worth watching.
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A Doom Seed is another term for when your iPod dies in between 18 months and 2 years.
Bob: "Oh man, my iPods Doom Seed sprouted!"
Bill: "Too bad man, my Zune is still working."
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1) One who takes an excessive amount of hits of marijuana without paying.
2) One who is very jewish and cheap and tries to take peoples money and stuff.
Yo I was blazen trees the other day when some fucking grime seed came and grimed up my hits.
Yo get this grime seed away from me.
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After the act of sex the man takes his used condom, twirls it in the air like a helicopter and then throws it onto his partner's body, thereby cause his "seed" to explode out like a bomb. It is traditional to yell out "SEED BOMB" as one releases to throw.
Bro 1: Dude did I hear you hooked up with Chelsea last week?
Bro 2: Hell yeah man, f****** seed bombed that sloot!
*Bro's high-five and resume throwing the lacrosse ball*
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1. A tropical fruit that resembles a piece of shit
2. A hindu guru's testicle.
3. Used as an expression of disatifaction.
1. That looks like a very ripe bunga seed.
2. Tell that man put stop showing his bunga seeds in public!
3. Thats great...THIS IS PURE BUNGA SEED!
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