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a person who is perpetually late
You fucking Toad Carrot, show up to work on time!!!
When you lick a toad that causes hallucinations and it "teleports" you to another place and time. Usually the ER of a hospital or a county jail cell.
I need to get somewhere in a hurry! Give me the port-a-toad!
An individual who pretends to be somebody different for personal benefit, primarily for sexual favours or financial gain.
Elvis used his parents against each other for more pocket money, also pretending to the girls in the club to be a regular charity worker so they would end up sucking his cock at the end of the night, what an absolute slimey toad.
a fake smile in which the lips are closed and the corners stretch from ear to ear
marten couldnt bring himself to tell his girlfriend that the dress did make her look fat, so he offered her a toad's smile instead
the family friendly version of eat my dick
Sally: i hate dogs
Tom: eat a toad
Sally: eww wtf tom im not into ur fetishes
Tom: what no
a bumpy, lumpy, or rough penis.
anna: did you hear caleb has a toad dick?
ben: yea i heard it be bumpy as hell.
When someone's going to be on road soon but they are bad ish now so this makes them toad
There is a toad man over there g