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A couple assume the 69 position with the woman on top.
Just before ejaculation, the man brings his legs up and locks the woman's head down on the penis.
At the exact moment of ejaculation the man farts, causing a faceful of fart and semen for said woman
The Viking Longboat is best performed after Mexican or Indian food for the perfect finish
Dude 1: ''I was 69ing with Angie last night and I decided to Viking Longboat her!''
Dude 2: ''DUDE! Did the fart stink?''
Dude 1: ''Hell yeah it did! I ate like twelve burritos the night before!''
Dude 2: ''DUDE!''
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agressive destructive aimed metal
Us vikings are going to take over you gothic fuckwits
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when you're fucking your partner doggy style, you light their hair on fire and dunk his/her head in a toilet.
My apartment smelled like pure evil after i gave my girlfriend a viking funeral last night...
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Vikings are justa good team that usually has alotta off the field problems but that should all change with Big Bad Brad Childress coaching now. Former Offensive Coordinator for the Eagles who has a no-nonsense attitude now after figuring out how bad character can fuck up a whol teams chemistry (T.O in Philly) So he booted Culpepper for talkin shit, KRob for driving drunk, and sat Dwight Smith down one game over one lil misdeamoner in a public stairwell. he has only been here since the July. Childress obviosly dont play, hes here to win games.
The Minnesota Vikings will win the NFC north division title within one of the following the NFL seasons. Bet Money.
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A Virtual Viking is a person who regularly scours the internet for media like music and films and makes no attempt to ask permission for these wares and downloads them very non-chalantly. This activity is often illegal but gathers great mutual respect from fellow internet users and the rewards are understood to be a large saving in finances, money which would have otherwise been spent on buying the rights to download such materials.
In simple terms, if you have ever downloaded something that was not meant to be free on the internet, you are a "Virtual Viking"
The origins of the term stem from the scandinavian warriors of olde, Who's main activities during the invasion of a non-viking country were "Raping and Pillaging" the country they were in of its resources. This term is then applied in the above term as the "raping and pillaging" of the internet for digital media.
"Holy Shit dude, you downloaded 11 films by aXXo in one night, and still had enough bandwidth to download every episode of 'Is it a Good Idea To Microwave This?' ?"
"yep...and COD4 was still lag free!"
"youre such a Virtual Viking"
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Omg its a Viking Chieftain lets watch it die to the peasant over there.
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When a girl with pigtails is giving you a blow job and right before you're about to cum, you pull her pigtails up, spray all over her hair and let out a nice operatic-viking "Ahhhhhhhh".
With her pigtails up, it looks like she's wearing one of those helmets you'd see in a viking opera.
This cutie was giving me a nice BJ and I just had to finish by giving her a viking helmet.
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