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Smells like pee and the people are rude
"New York smells like pee bro and the people are rude "
A place where there is no “south” and “north” just uptown and downtown.
It’s either the city or upstate.
Manhattan is not the only part of the city.
Not everyone wears timbs.
Where “mad” is used to describe shit.
Every female is either “ma, shawty, a jawn, mami, or mamacita”.
If you don’t say “deadass, pause, valid, or mad” in every sentence you not valid.
- shawty mad fire, she deadass a jawn.
- yo imma shoot this right in yo face pause
- yo this blunt is mad valid nigga
-new York is wild lit dawg
A girl who shags around ie. she's had ten thousand men, as the Duke of York did in the popular nursey rhyme.
You shagged Emma? What, you mean the grand old Duke of York?
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The second worst state in the U. S., after Illinois. (Unlike Illinois, New York didn't require a three-fifths majority of both houses of its state legislature to ratify the Equal Rights Amendment.) People upstate aren't that much nicer than people in New York City. The superiority complexes on roids are infuriating. Even 90% of upstate New Yorkers have a superiority complex. It wouldn't matter for whom New Yorkers vote, because the winner would govern poorly. I am not surprised that anyone would want to crash a plane into a building within New York City, and I wouldn't be surprised by a terrorist attack upstate either. I am not surprised that cars with a New York license plate get stopped in other states because of anti-New York sentiment. If I didn't live in New York, I would rather lose a limb than go back to New York.
"I'm glad I don't live in New York anymore." Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia
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"Yeah right": Another Middle-American shithead who resorts to tired-out, obsolete perceptions of a great city. "Depravity and crime" might have been accurate in 1993. Not now. Maybe (s)he missed the memo of New York being the safest city in America. "Congestion?" So what?
Get informed, morons.
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