too black for that

When u become absolutely fuckingsavage and roast anyone in your way... don't need to be necessarily black or African American

Holy fuck I'm too black for that chair

Marie your too black for meji

Penis too

When someone admits they have two penises

Dude 1: Bro, I'ma be honest, Penis too

too-lax

lack of being alert, a state of being un-prepared according to predetermined or trained response;
Que sera sera; A state of excessive familiarity

On January 6, 2021, The state of security around The Nation’s Capital, was too-lax.

too ballin

When you spend massive amounts of money, very quickly. AMAZING those around you.

Person 1 - "Hey dude Did you hear Cody got a Gold Surpreme pinky ring?"

2 - "And he ordered MORE from the Bape site. That fool is too ballin."

Too Ate

Having eaten too much - A state of extreme fullness.

"Christmas breakfast, then lunch - now dinner. I'm too ate."

Too-Mass

You got it!; Exceptional; Above & Beyond; Huge; infinitely large; Chuck Norris

"Yo, do you see the rack on that bird?"
"Ooohhhh! Too-Mass!"

"Look at the set of rims on that whip!"
"Too-Mass!"

Chuck Norris's roundhouse kick; Too-Mass!

too bananery

a hate crime. when your worst nightmares come true and meals are ruined :(

my baked oats came out too bananery, it does not taste great.