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An old three letter phrase lots of students write in school yearbooks all over America. Students originally thought that it seems nice to say "keep in touch," just because the majority of people separate off to different colleges after high school. Thus, people figured that it will be a nice little lasting word, just to be polite, and stay friends, and not be forgotten. But thanks to a little invention in 2004 called facebook, there seems to be an excuse for those people with a "keep in touch" in their yearbook, to actually keep in touch. This is commonly referred to as the Keep In Touch Paradox, by students years later. Some girls may have written the abbreviation in the yearbook as K.I.T., which is just a fast way to write keep in touch. That would be like saying thanx instead of thank you.
Rachel: Remember Gloria from high school? We were such good friends back then, but then we just kind of moved our separate ways and drifted apart.
Ross: Gloria and I weren't great friends in high school, but we had chemistry together in junior year and she wrote "keep in touch" in my yearbook. I guess that's an excuse to add her as a friend in Facebook.
Rachel: Good for you, Ross, despite the fact that you probably don't know each other.
Rachel's Soliloquy: (snickering) She's probably going to be sorry she ever wrote that in Ross's yearbook.
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See: Touch Base (usually in business, to talk to someone in order to find out how they are or what they think about something)
Hey, I'm just calling to see if you'd like to grab lunch before the meeting and touch dicks about what kind of approach we're going to take with our new offer so I can make sure our balls are in the same court.
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Just like the cheese touch but instead you die.
"oh shit you just got the nigger touch"
A touch tbat either lasts to long or is rapey in nature. (Any gameshow host ever.)
Ace: *gives James a big touch*
James: whoa, no homo tho, right?
This is a trigger reacted by touch. it can trigger ptsd, or anxiety/panick attacks. or even anger. This is commonly an in person trigger but it can also effect gameplays where you dont want anything to touch you. People have different reasons for having a touch trigger and thats their business.
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"please, dont touch me. it makes me really really uncomfortable."
"oh shoot im so sorry. do you have a touch trigger?"
Fixing something by accident when you’re drunk as fuck at work.
It’s fixed because I have the yogurt touch.
I’ve got the yogurt touch!
You know, the yogurt touch?
a english exprexion to determen the making of liquid poo, it can also be used as a noun ex. that soup looks like the touch of the trots.
diarea looks like the touch of the trots