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The raunchy smell post exit after having intercourse with a weather beaten whore's expired vagina.
Vinny: "Hey how was fucking that stripper last night"
Josh: "It was fun but I woke up this morning with tuna dick"
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The underwear of a woman of 'loose values' and poor hygeine. A whores knickers. A smelly flange.
"I say Jeeves, I took Miss Kerrington home last night for a bit of 'hows your father' only to discover she was wearing tuna pants and had a very smelly minge"
On addressing a slut: "Oi, Tuna Pants!"
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An inflated lower abdomen of a middle aged woman usually between the belly button and vagina. The number one condition causing guys to go from noon to six when looking at a potential "cougar."
Dude, did you see her milfyness?
Yeah, but she's got a nasty tuna bubble.
The result of a man placing his ballsack into the midst of a swampy vagina, steaming with putrid stinch.
"BRO, I pulled out my balls so fast, but it was too late. I got them tuna beans."
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A queef from an unpleasant smelling vagina.
'Who blew that tuna whistle!?'
'Did Tammy blow her tuna whistle again!?'
A slang term or euphemism for "vagina."
Girl 1: Wow, bestie. You really messed her up for saying that about your butt.
Girl 2: Yep. My butt is round, not fat... so I slapped her in the face and kicked her right in the tuna pouch.
Girl 1: That's my BFF! Your butt is perfect, by the way. Let's go get some fuzzy navels.
another term for masturbation
"Hey jim what did you do last night?"
"I pet the tuna, Steve."