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The raunchy smell post exit after having intercourse with a weather beaten whore's expired vagina.
Vinny: "Hey how was fucking that stripper last night"
Josh: "It was fun but I woke up this morning with tuna dick"
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The underwear of a woman of 'loose values' and poor hygeine. A whores knickers. A smelly flange.
"I say Jeeves, I took Miss Kerrington home last night for a bit of 'hows your father' only to discover she was wearing tuna pants and had a very smelly minge"
On addressing a slut: "Oi, Tuna Pants!"
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When you fill a girl's vagina with melted cheese and then wait for it to solidify. Then you eat it with a knife & fork and use a napkin.
Nice variants include spicing it with cayenne pepper , Tabasco or orphan's tears.
Guy 1: Hey Bro I sure am hungry
Guy 2: Yeah me too dude fancy a tuna bake?
Guy 1: Ah sweet idea, I'll have the usual.
When a male and women have unclean genitalias, then proceed to have intercouse. Making the tuna mornay below.
Filthy Bob and Jane made tuna mornay last night when making love.
When your eating her pussy so good but you enhance the experience with a little sweet sauce (chocolate, strawberry or caramel) and a generous dollop of whipped cream.
I had several tuna sundaes last night. That shit tastes sweet and tangy. Rachel came like six times. But I think I may have onset diabetes now.
masturbating onto your friends tuna sandwich to give it the appearance of mayonaise.
"did you tuna skeet on my sandwhich?"
A queef from an unpleasant smelling vagina.
'Who blew that tuna whistle!?'
'Did Tammy blow her tuna whistle again!?'