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Louis Turner is a phrase used in north wales to describe a boy who flexes his muscles to much. Claims to get bare girls but is clapped. Resembles a skinny and lanky minecraft skin as his jaw is precisely constructed at 90 degree angles. In short Turk he is a clapped fuck and flexes more than Ben Corbett stutters
Louis Turner, you fucking gimp
Here my boy don’t be a Louis turner
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Regarded highly amongst Pagan communities the Steaming Turner, or the Vindr Illr as it was known more commonly back then, is a distant relative of the Cleveland Steamer. It is believed the it predates the Cleveland Steamer by almost 3000 years and naturally fell out of favor as beards historically went out of fashion. It's recent uptick of late is largely thanks to hipsters and the rise in inequality resulting in higher numbers of homeless.
Where the two differ the most is in execution.
After squeezing a deuce out on a willing partners chest it's imperative that before you begin rolling back and forth on the evacuated excrement you performatively tug on your beard and if possible twirl your moustache whilst cackling. Norse communities were known to take this even further, tying their large members to to their beards and using the underside as a sponging area to mop up any excess.
Mikey just pulled off a steaming turner, lets give him a round of applause everyone.
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Rhyming slang for gurners / Aka Pills (ecstasy)
Also can be called Tina Turners..
Orite mate, got any Anthea Turners?
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ratchet bitch with a smelly house. catches feelings over snapchat for ugly guys. wears neck gators and dyes her hair every other week
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Profession: The poor soul that stares at turkey butts all day while he/she roasts them over an open flame.
How much do you make as a turkey turner?
Not much.
Not much at all.
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He has a gyatt and a bad sense of humor.
Person 1: "Bro, what kind of joke was that? And why is he always showing off his gyatt?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he's a real Brody Turner."
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A Matt Turner is a wild creature, most commonly found in the plaugelands in World of Warcraft, they are known for their kind nature, and mental age proportionate to a 5 year old imp. They are regualary found to be infatuated with gorgon serpents, and can easily sniff out their scent. However, it's important to note that they are not completely harmless, as they can unleash their special move called a 'Turner', this steals items from user's inventorys, which can be highly annoying.
C'mon guys! Let's go catch A Matt Turner
Aright, just let me get my gorgon serpent.
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