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suck my dick and eat it up my ass

Insult

To introduce a penis in a person mouth, to then proceed to introduce the tongue into somebody's ass

Human Being 1: You can't even speak proper english...
Human Being 2: You suck my dick and eat it up my ass

by Jaskins2 May 23, 2017

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


fuck me up the ass and call me stupid

A phrase of utter and complete shock and surprise in the most extreme sense.

Bro: Hey, Donald Trump won the election!
Other bro: Well, fuck me up the ass and call me stupid.

by ZenTam April 19, 2018

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Cook yo ass up

"cook your ass up" is a phrase used by locals of the eastern coast of the United States which translates to a very lengthy, "to belittle, Insult, make fun of, ect. A specific individual to the point of submission from which they can not return or rebuttal from such devastating persecutions, although the statements made are from a joking stand point and should not be taken wholeheartedly"

Boy... I'm bout to cook yo ass up.

by ChaBoiP September 3, 2019

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


shut yo bitch ass up!

Sir, would kindly honour me with your silence.

by yo momma says shot yo bitch ass up! September 28, 2003

219πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


Fuck me up the ass like a Catholic Priest

To take unfair advantage, such as in business negotiations, while seizing the moral high ground.

Bob: I can purchase the equipment you’re selling at a lower price AND from an environmentally conscious supplier.
Ted: Oh for Christ’s sake, don’t fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest!

by Worthy_sojourner September 4, 2021

3πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


shut yo bitch ass up

man you messed up, just stfu dude

Ashe:"hehehe uwu hey Jake UwU"
Jake: "shut yo bitch ass up tf"

by JustStfuIDidNotAsk October 30, 2021

28πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Shut yo bitch ass up

when someone is speaking out of line to you and/or acting like a bitch and won’t shut up.

IF YOU DONT SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP

by Kd Staxks September 5, 2021

14πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž