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The Utah Saddlebackers

Saddlebacking - the term for the phenomenon of Christian teens engaging in unprotected anal sex in order to preserve their virginities. Named after Saddleback Church, home of the Reverend Rick Warren, who is a proponent of abstinence education, the "sex ed" that has convinced so many Christian girls and boys that buttfucking isn't actually sex. Specifically from the Mormon community.

Kristine is still a virgin in the eye's of God because the Utah Saddlebackers entered in the back door.

by WhatzZitTooya September 7, 2022


Southern Utah Stop

When you come to a stop sign and don’t stop.

“You see that old lady blow that stop sign?”
“Don’t worry about it, it’s just a Southern Utah Stop.”

by Icanttelltime May 16, 2022


utah kiss

Kisses that are just everywhere from the shoulder up

She really wanted Utah kisses but her girlfriend wasn't at her house.

by JaxxaBugg December 30, 2016


Utah Pantlegging

Sticking each individual testicle into your pant legs then commencing to do jumping jacks while, therefore your testicles are smacking against each other each time you do a jumping jack. If you do this correctly you will have jizzed everywhere in your pants because of pain pleasure.

Did you see jimmy doing some Utah Pantlegging, it was insane!

by My grandma just ate some prune April 3, 2019


utah switchup

Tricking a Mormon girl from utah into losing her virginity before she gets married, by using various techniques, and traps, but make sure no rape is involved.

Markus: Brodie I banged the hell out of Hellen Last night
Steve: Isn't she mormon, did you rape her?
Markus: Nah I pulled a Utah Switchup

by Cockyballslover69 May 9, 2018


Going to Utah

Butt-sex
Going down under
Coal mining

Mormons from Utah love anal

I’m going to Utah with this Mormon girl to see her family.

by A girl from Utah September 30, 2022


Utah gold

n. Salt:; from the Great Salt Lake.

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Shake some more Utah gold onto your eggs young one. It makes our state grate.

You mean great?

by gnostic3 December 21, 2019