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that feeling when you play an amazing game that leaves you depressed for months and no other game can make you feel the same way and it affects your mental health and personal life until you can find another game
friend 1: hey dude, have you ever played the walking dead?
friend 2: oh yeah that game made me fall into a video game depression
A series of things to always remember when gaming in your lair
1. Thou shall play video games and keep them Holy
2. Thou shall drink Coca Cola Classic
3. Thou shall not throw thy game controller
4. Thou shall not use any cheating devices
5. Thou shall remember to save your game often
6. Thou shall take a 15 minute station break if thous is feeling frustrated
7. Thou shall not play video games on a school night
8. Thou shall treat thy game systems with respect
9. Thou shall be immature while playing Pokemon
10. Thou shall eat Supreme Pizza while playing videos
The 10 commandments of video games are special rules designed by me in order to have a good time while gaming
The rate of time that passes when playing video games, which is much faster. 10 minutes in Video game time tends to be an hour in real time, although it depends on the game.
Example one
Mum "Timmy where the hell you been all day?"
Timmy"What do you mean? I've only been gaming for an hour."
Mum"Timmy, it's 4pm!"
Timmy" Ah crap I thought it was 10! I guess it was only an hour in video game time."
Example two
Mum "Larry dinners gonna be ready in 10 minutes!"
*A minute of video game time passes*
Mum "Larry come on dinners ready!"
Larry "But it's only been a minute? Ah video game time."
The voice used by someone when they are concentrating on their video game and may not be truly listening. This could include a lack of interest, and sarcasm that is not pronounced.
Gamer: What's up?
Person: Not much, just saw a baby elephant.
Gamer: That's the coolest thing ever.
Person: I can't tell if you are serious or not. You are using your Video Game Voice
When you complete something that is annoying or hard just before the school bell rings or supper is ready
Guy: I finally got done with my calculus Homework :D
Mum: SUPPER TIME!!
Guy: major Video Game Timing...
The greatest gaming magazine ever. Invented by Chris O’Neill. Every review says “he sure knows how to” or “sure doesn’t know how to.”