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Von Metric System- Ja, is more accurate ja...
"Damn teacher, whatz next.. the von metric system??"
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The being that rules over all with an iron feather along with his loyal blind ninja retainer Molio Bon Pigmolio. Birdgulio Von Feathers is never without his bright red lipstick, purple nails, golden crown, diamond necklace, and blue sweater. Those who have seen him in all his glory have gauged out their eyes as they realized they would never again witness such a pure existence.
Birdgulio Von Feathers is the one and only true god.
All hail Birdgulio Von Feathers.
An inept and unaware individual.
There goes Flighty Von Dipshit, incompetent as ever, and lost in her own world.
The most perfect specimen in existence. The moment i started up FE3H and saw his beautiful green eyes i knew he was the one. Even if he poisons the other houses with his homemade laxatives. He is incredible, he is an icon, and he is the only viable option for a lifelong partner out of the Fire Emblem Three Houses roster. He also ended racism in imperial year 1200. What a perfect guy. One of his favorite teas are Almryan Pine Needles. When you go for a teatime with him and give him that delectable blend, you will be able to spend as much time as you like joking and laughing with the future leader of the Leicester Alliance. He is the perfect person and if he existed in real life the world would end due to how perfect he is. Even though countless attempts on his life were made by his own brothers, he is still more sane than both Psycho Dimitri and War Criminal Edelgard after Byleth’s 5 years of slumber. He is the one true person to choose when walking down the path of life. Any other option is horrible and should not be chosen. Claude Von Riegan is the only way.
Person A: Hey, why haven’t you dated anyone since 2019? Ever since you played that Fire Emblem game you haven’t even spared guys a glance.
Person B: Because ever since i played the game, my standards have been raised infinitely by Claude Von Riegan. No man will ever live up to him, and therefore i will never be able to love again after i found out a pude Claude.
A nickel bag that was lost near the cemetery with the escalators.
Oh no, i threw Jefferson Von gutenberg under the car when the cops came.
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limp wristed caricature of a man, a winnet-covered walking perfume shop, a mincing gay bar loiterer and an evil perverter of innocent little boys.
Also - Dr. Von Botchelism, Dr. Von Botchenstein etc etc
Many thanks to Danny C
"Ah, we meet at last Dr. Von Botty."
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A master of fine line, pinstriper from California. Has great advice, steady hands, wouldnt want to change anything, loves life and always in a great mood. Will do anything for anyone, loves to help out and just be a kool guy. The one guy who makes a car show come to life. You would NOT want to miss a chance to talk to Von, you will regret it if you dont.
Will Von Hot Rod be at the show this year?
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