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When you’re out-of-touch and cold call people from inside fancy restaurants. Often seen in flower dresses bitching out local candidates and making patty points.
Jocelyn was upset that Charlie Sheen Jr. wasn’t making enough patty points on his Panera Vote Builder.
Most important election of 2020. Do yetis exist. While people are worrying about those little things like our nation/future/world.. we have a (to some) controversial species..who need you. Your vote. Your voice. Choose wisely.
Always Yetis. Sometimes Yetis. Never Yetis.
the yeti vote of 2020; a movement which changed the world. One big-furry-foot at a time.
"I voted Obama" is generally used after saying racist shit to counter any attempting of being called racist.
Other popular terms used are "My friends are black" and "it's dark humor"
Person 1 :(saying racist shit)
Person 2 :Bro stop being racist, this ain't cod
Person 1 :I voted obama
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To vote for one politician (monkey) to prevent an even more primitive and under-qualified "monkey" from gaining the office.
The "Monkey Block Vote" is often used in elections when none of the candidates are fit for the office, but it's imperative to keep a complete idiot out by voting for the "lesser of two evils".
Say you hate both the candidates, but you hate candidate B more. You're going to vote for candidate A, even though you don't like him, to Monkey Block candidate B from gaining office.
Man, none of the candidates for the 2012 election are really fit for office. However, I gotta Monkey Block former governor Romney to keep him from making things worse.
Johnny has decided to be a Monkey Block Voter this election even though he doesn't think Obama is quite fit for office anymore.
Even though he isn't impressed with Obama's presidency so far, Johnny is going to vote for him to Monkey Block former governor Romney so the country doesn't get completely messed up.
Hey, I hate 'em both, but I just gotta cast a Monkey Block Vote because hopefully Romney can make things better, even though he isn't quite fit for the job either.
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a collective effort by one's closest friend to convince one to dump a poorly performing significant other, esp. in lesbian relationships.
we repeatedly harassed _____ about that stank triflin nasty nogood bizatch and finally she was voted off the show.
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Fuck jonas because Shawty know i kill people real people
plz vote yes on this plz plz plz plz and Fuck JONAS BROWN
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