1 the male equivalent of PMS
2 a state of irritability, moodiness, and occasional bloating that occurs only in men
"Man, what's up with Brad? He's wearing sweatpants and glaring at everyone."
"Oh yea he's just He-MSing, he couldn't zip up his jeans and has been cranky all week."
a phrase used primarily by douchebags at the end of a sentence to make an otherwise normal statement seem mysterious, or to cast doubt on a claim made about a person.
Jim: Hey everybody, Jack brought beer?
James: Or did he? Bum bum BUM!
Tom went tot he store.
Whatt he hell was that?!?
Damn typos such as t he!
A man who sleeps with as many women as he can and is not ashamed of himself for doing so.
Damn, Henry has slept with half the city!
Well you know he's a He Whore.
Usually a boy who intends to cause a good impression on girls and cares a lot about what people think of him. Most of times he discovers he is just not as popular as other guys and gets angry with the world.
-Alice: Yesterday I spent the evening with Luke. He took me to a restaurant, bought me a present, invited me to the cinema and took me back home.
-Jane: That's good, i guess.
-Alice: Well, he is ok.
*Luke starts to cry inside the wardrobe where he was spying*
A man on man on man manage a trois. Three dudes, one goal: a mind blowing sexual experience. Three dongs are a crowd? They think not.
"Oh my God... Jason, me, and Mike got super drunk on wine coolers last night. One thing led to another and then, before we knew it, we were in the middle of a super aggressive he-some that last long into the night."