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Windows shopping

Spending an inordinate amount of time viewing page after page of an item, say shoes, on multiple websites.

I was Windows shopping for almost 3 hours this morning....I looked at almost 4000 pairs of shoes and didn't buy shit.

by Krema April 19, 2009

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fuck windows

This phrase is often expressed when a person tries to perform any task after booting up their Windows PC (if they even get that far) and their system crashes, which is a common problem with Microsoft systems.

FUCK WINDOWS! Bill... you are a cruel, cruel man. I gotta get a Mac!

by vanillavillain January 25, 2012

90๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


window warrior

A term usually used in any prison or lockup situation where a person talks shit from behind the safety of a window in an attempt to look like a hard ass. The goal of the window warrior is to put up a facade that he wants to fight when in reality he does not.

Often conflicts occur in a rec yard or rec area. When the window warrior sees that there is someone who can beat his ass in the rec yard, he may start screaming and making gestures at the person to put on a display that he wants to fight. This will cause the correctional officer to keep the two separate at all times in the future to prevent the conflict, benefiting the window warrior because he doesn't have to face the conflict and get beat up or punked out in front of everyone. He can then continue to talk shit from behind the safety of his window while maintaining his tough image to his fellow inmates.

"He doesn't really want to fight. He's just a bitch ass window warrior."

by Goddunit October 19, 2008

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Windows ME

The worst OS ever in the past 5 years. Even Apple II was more stable. Please, WinME users, do yourselves a favor and get Windows 2000 Professional

Hello, I--*crash*

by dj gs68 July 8, 2003

87๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


windows 8

a cell phone simulator on your pc

windows 8 is like a cell phone computer

by tornadofan122 September 6, 2013

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Window action

The act of teenagers slipping in and out of their parents house through a window.

"Son, you are not allowed to go out tonight and I don't want any window action tonight."

by Pa-ren-tal December 26, 2011


Window Five

When you are engaging in intercourse in front of a window and your friend is in a window adjacent from yours, and you both simultaneously "high five" your windows as if high fiving each other in person.

Dude I was doin Betty in the butt last night and Window Fived Mike across the way.

by TonyBruhh November 9, 2010