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up shit creek without a paddle

When one is caught in a precarious situation where the likelihood of it ending in something positive is virtually non-existent.

I can't believe I hit that car with my Mom's new car. I have been driving around aimlessly for the past 2 hours because as soon as she sees this dent, I'm up shit creek without a paddle.

wrong situation

by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015

18πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


up shit creek without a paddle

A Scottish slang term meaning to be stuck in a bad situation without anyway of fixing it. The bad situation being 'shit creek' and the 'paddle' being the solution.

Germans: 'Oh nao, we haz lost WW1 and now have tons of debt and our country is facing hyperinflation!'

The Allies: 'Hahahaha, they're up shit creek without a paddle now! *slaps knee*'

by gregonfire November 22, 2010

98πŸ‘ 45πŸ‘Ž


up shit creek without a paddle

struggling hopelessly, but bravely, in a very unfortunate situation

We are up shit creek without a paddle here!

by SpongeRobert November 4, 2018


Go Commit Fortnite But Without Glider

Just do it.

Yes, commit fortnite fall no glider, epic gamer moment. Go Commit Fortnite But Without Glider!

by GoCommitDeath-Pacito October 9, 2019


Fucked up the ass without lube

Used to define something that’s unpleasant

Person A: β€œWow, I just got yelled at for something I didn’t do.”

Person B: β€œThat’s like getting fucked up the ass without lube.”

by Dinneryum March 1, 2023


Say invented without the first N

a tik tok trend where there is a text on screen telling the person to do something that will turn the word into an Among us reference. then they will use a filter distorting their face.

Say invented without the first N. the TikToker will then say "I vented" and their face will distort and look at the camera.

by amogus comprehender October 14, 2021

7πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Fat Without A Cause

*takes on bimbo accent* Oh. My. Gawd, it is sooooo lyk tha sickest song eva!!!

Haha, mk seriously, some random song that a coupple of very bored teenagers made up making fun of fat ppl and all their excuses as to why they're fat.

She says she has some weired disease
He says he's allergic to cheese
She says it's just her family way
He says a growing boy needs a hamburger a day

Fat without a cause!!!
Fat without a cause!!!
Fat without a cause!!!

by baby_in_black December 11, 2005

1πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž