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Gender that is subject to the worst ED article I have ever read. It does do well as a list of fellow men (sexist faggots) that I should go well out of my way to bottle in the eyes though.
Also part of an upcoming documentary called 'How to waste away on computers typing laughable whinging about how a woman is worth 1000 of yourself, whilst losing all worth as a human being and alienating 99.9999999999% of the rest of humanity.'
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The female of the human species, and the opposite gender to "man". Women were NOT created to torment men. They were NOT created for sexual pleasure. They are NOT superior to men. They are NOT inferior. Women are people. Not goddesses. Not sandwich machines. Not horrific monsters. Women are capable of emotions. Yes, they have hormones and "That Time of Month". Yes, PMS makes them irritable. But, gentlemen, are you really any better?
"We have, ultimately, SuPERIOR logic, because we are MEN, and MEN are unable to bear children."
"Woman! Make me a sandwich!"
"DEFINITION OF 'WOMAN: The useless skin around the pussy'"
Basics
Women develop faster hormonally than men, being attracted to males earlier in life and being capable of reproducing earlier, in some cases. Women have menstrual periods and "Pre-Menstrual-Syndrome" (PMS). They are capable of producing children, if an egg (released during menstruation) is fertilized by male sperm. I know, I sound gross, but not as bad as what some people post. Women have breasts, which many men find attractive. (For those of you got your "education" from the internet, breasts are also called "Boobs", "tits" "Titties" "Puppies" etc) Need I describe the female genitalia? I'm not going to get gross like that, thanks a lot. A girl turns into a woman sometime during adolescence. Different people think that it starts at different times, but many underage "girls" have the hormones of a "woman", so it's still undetermined.
Feminazis
Men criticize "Feminazis" or, to put it bluntly, radical feminists. Some feminists ARE illogical. But quite a few of the precious chosen gender are too.
God created living beings equal
Eve was from Adam's rib. Of course, she was gullible enough to believe Satan, but Adam was arrogant enough to take what he knew was from the forbidden tree, so they share equally in the Sin.
Menstruation Related criticism
"You can't trust something that bleeds for a week and doesn't die."
"Women act completely irrational, and just say, 'Ooh, it was PMS!'"
"Women have periods and get all emotional from estrogen."
We hear skepticism like this in many definitions. In actuality, estrogen is partially the cause, but a lot of it is because her period raises testosterone levels, making her, (dare I say it) the equivalent of a slightly hormonal MAN!
The junior high girl had a panic attack and screamed at her teacher due to PMS, and was taunted by her male classmates for the rest of the semester. Several years later, in high school, the said male classmates were incapable of even becoming friends with, let alone dating, the opposite gender. Their classmates from middle school just had too many friends who they talked to. The unfortunate young girl, all the same, grew up to be a respectable woman.
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Something to love and respect and if played right...something to put your dick in
Dave-you going to the bar tonight?
Jerry-No im gonna go give all the love an respect in the world tonight to my woman(girlfriend/lover)so I can fuck her
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A guy who makes a lot of women think here's in love with them all @ the same time.
Jared:
"hey baby i love you"
Alexis:
"i love you too"
Jared:
"I love you boo"
Kirstin:
"i love you too jared, im glad you my one and only"
Jared:
"i love you beautiful"
Other 45 billion girls:
"I love you too jared"
Alexis, Kirstin:
" WTF JARED!!!! UR SUCH A WOMANIZER"
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A man who's got good game, good manners, knows how to ACT like a gentleman, and even seems to have a sweet vulnerable side. He wants to know ALL about you. All to get you in bed. Then he can't wait for you to leave. He will tell you he's been "hurt" by those other women, how he longs for love. He may even appear to be in a real relationship with you, calling regularly and spending time with your family. But all the while he is flirting around town or even on a dating site, lining up other potential others in case he changes his mind about you - or you wise up to the fact that you're just going to be another in a VERY long string of women he has put his penis into. If it seems like he's giving you a line, he is - one that he has used on MANY others before. It keeps working for him, so he's never going to change. And he will die alone and lonely, as all womanizers eventually do.
Sal Lilienthal is just such a womanizer.
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A thing that god put on the earth to serve its Man in full by giving him food and sex whenever he says so. Often referred to as "Bitch" or "Ho"
1. Hey bitch! Get back in the kitchen.
2. Come here and suck my dick bitch!
3. I had to put down my woman yesterday.
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