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Next day wrinkles are wrinkles that appear on your face after a night of hard laughing your ass off.
I’m so glad I realized how funny Donald Trump actually is. Can you imagine hanging out with him while intoxicated? I know I’d wake up with Next Day Wrinkles.
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When you use some sort of sticky substance onto your nutsack, usually semen, and sprinkle some glitter on it.
He dude check it out, Johnny got a star spangled wrinkle for 4th of July!
(n) the wrinkle that develops on the forehead when meetings encroach on your afternoon snack break.
So called due to the Victorian England tradition of a late afternoon "high tea" and toast after hours of labor.
Cynthia had developed a high tea wrinkle after our strategy meeting went over by 30 minutes.
The penis of a man 60 or older.
She said she wanted on his wrinkled drumstick.
He has a wrinkled drum stick.
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the opposite to smooth brain syndrome, meaning you're good at making your bed
"You were even born with sexy brain wrinkles" - BTS
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a loooooong wiiiide wrinkle on youe johnson
dont touch my penis wrinkle, it might bite you.
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Another way of saying the act of pleasuring the vagina
Kevin was so angry with himself for not being able to please Vanessa and then Abby told him to just tickle her wrinkle and all would be golden