Once you go blue, you can't undo.

The phenomenon in which a normal conversation turns blue, becoming so riddled with sexual innuendo that it's rendered nearly impossible to steer back in a non-pervy direction. Every innocent comment starts to become a dirty double entendre, until eventually the entire conversation turns into a complete smut-fest from which there is no return.

Girl: Ah, who doesn't love stripper zombies in Portland? That'd go down like Jesus on a velociraptor.

Guy: I have to admit, when I first read 'go down'... I had rather blasphemous thoughts.

~ten minutes later, during which this term is invented~

Girl: Hmm, this Urban Dictionary thing is quite fun. Something for the annals of history.

Guy: Two n's - one 'n' is bad.

Girl: Yeah, I always thought that 'annals' was an odd word.
It really could so very easily be another.

Guy: Terribly easily. So, how is the entry? ...Oh, Jesus!!!!

Girl: Once you go blue, you can't undo.

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the thing that when you touch it you throw up

the little red thing in the back of your throat that when you touch it you throw up

"I think I have strep throat because there are red dots on the thing that when you touch it you throw up."

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i love you, I LOVE YOU kiss

The “i love you I LOVE YOU” kiss is a kiss that is so passionate and meaningful that it screams the words “I love you” without even speaking.

“My favorite kind of kiss is the i love you, I LOVE YOU kiss”

fucking mug you idiot. We are going to come to your house and kill you if you do not get the fucking

urban dictionary likes mugs

urban dictionary: "Get the fucking mug you idiot. We are going to come to your house and kill you if you do not get the fucking mug."
someone: "okay okay stop"

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i love you, you love me.

*kid singing children songs*
me: “dude are you like 5?”
kid: “yeah, five inches deep in your mom

suck my dick you stoopit bitch -samara (i love you, you love me.)

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are you dumb or are you dumb

A catchphrase originally made by Daniel Su. It has been stolen on numerous occasions by Ali Ahmed, who paid Colby Schwartz to incorrectly label him as the creator.

Daniel Su: *says anything*
Ali Ahmed: *types: !urban are you dumb or are you dumb*

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liked you better when you were fat

Sarcastic way of saying you don’t like someone (because the person was never fat)

Jim: Fred I liked you better when you were fat
Fred: I never was fat
Jim:I know, I never liked you

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