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Domicile swap bro/s: noun. When you sleep at your bro's house with a girl while he's sleeping at your house with a girl whilst thine families art awayeth until morrow so that when families come home the bros can meet up next dawn to reminisce about yesternight, and hereby pound out the domicile swap brosness (respectable and luhgend ahdem) (is that a flashlight?) and then light up yet another jay that, can we play ping pong and eat them legend goafers (creative spelling item)(taaaaaaasty), will be smoked on the last drop of cherrydew to respectfully honor thine mighty Hyperion.
Act 2
Scene 1
After coming back from a bubbly water break sesh, Eliansel and Viclentodius returned to Elsingstone, (n.b.: no relation to the jamaican highland), whenceforth they seated for supper, served by none other than that hairy guy, who pronounced "and specials off the menu for tonight, food ahdem numba 1, food ahdem number 2, food ahdem number 3, and pasta a la pot, (n.b.: not to be confused with a francophone transposition of language), and proceeded to consume tons and tons of sheep shlong, (joast joaking).
Goafer intermission.
That was the example. I included the word domicile swap bro/s because I had to.
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How to tell hypebeasts that they got old shoes
SHEEEEEESH you got the thomas jefferson 76’s
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Because the steak and blowjob wont be good if the girl is not fully satisfied and happy, you have to prepare a fresh salad and give her the best cunilingus of her life every day before March 14th.
For great Salad and Cunilingus day(s)
Egg-cellent Asparagus Salad
Cut 8 asparagus spears into 2-inch pieces; saute with 2 teaspoons olive oil and 1 minced garlic clove. Top 2 cups greens with cooked asparagus, 1 chopped hard-boiled egg, 1 tablespoon vinegar, and salt and pepper to taste.
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The Mercedes-Benz S-Class is iconic. It is the blueprint for all other luxury sedans, a technological tour de force, and has been the undisputed queen of the segment since it was officially introduced in the 1970s. What do Prince William, Jay-Z, Beyoncé, and Kim Jong-Un have in common? They've all been chauffeured around in the S-class at some point. S-classes can be found on nearly every street corner in cities like New York, Tokyo, Hong Kong and Paris, and they make up a good portion of the $100K+ market in the US along with other status-mobiles like the Land Rover Range Rover and Tesla Model S (ew.)
Everyone from businessmen to heads of state wants an S-class. Even with Rolls-Royce, Maserati, Bentley and Porsche making far more expensive sedans, the S is still taken seriously and wouldn't look out of place parked in front of a royal palace. Quite simply one of, if not the best cars ever made. Every car wishes it could be an S-class when it grows up.
I want nothing more than to listen to some Frank Sinatra in the back of a Mercedes-Benz S-Class in NYC right now.
When I landed in Paris, I was picked up in a Mercedes-Benz S-Class. Take that, peasant.
Diana has both a Range Rover and an S-Class. I love her.
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Phrase commonly used by British phenomenon 'Emily B'.
S for ✨Special✨ - phrase
Used to describe stupidity at its finest.
Have you seen the new Greggs X Primark clothing line?
Oh wow, that's ✨S for Special✨
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(informal) (v) to "swear on your mother's life" -- stating something that is true because if it was false, then you'd be offering up your own mother for death
A: Honestly, I didn't break that window!
B: I don't believe you!
A: Bro, word(s) to my mother!
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