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When you don't have a plan, but want to sound like you have one. Something Mr.Garrison says in South Park.
Person: Mr.Garrison, how are you going to solve the immigration problem.
Mr.Garrison: Well, we'll fuck them all to death.
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There are multiple ways to get to the same goal.
Originated in Ancient Rome, as whenever they successfully conquered a nation, they built a concrete road starting from that nation and leading to Rome.
Student: I can't figure this math problem out your way, can I try another way that I've been taught?
Teacher: By all means. After all, all roads lead to Rome.
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A person who knows nothing about most topics they chime in on in conversation. This person will be 16 years old with zero experience about farming and tell a farmer about crop rotation. This person will tell a European car technician what's wrong with their car, refuse to pay diagnosis, because they used to work at Chevy in the 80s, and then bitches when the car isn't fixed.
Rather than listening and increasing their knowledge they insist to run their mouth to the point where everybody is annoyed.
Tim actually gave advice to Matt Damon about how to play Jason Bourne better? What a fucking know nothing know it all.
Either a redneck or a hillbilly that has displayed exemplary and distinguished service as a douchebag.
A Trailer Park All Star is literally: meat on the hoof, chop-blocking, carnivorous, mullet wearing, knuckle dragging, ignorant, nose-picking, english-is-my-second-language, country-ass, crotch scratching douche bag.
Shazaam! What a crowd of complete Trailer Park All Stars just rolled into JC Pennys looking for sale on boxer briefs. Now it's a giant sausage festival and we are all screwed. Guess I'll go write a rap song.
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You were truly in love with her.
Friend : you were so good to her
Me: yea I was all over her😔
Someone who is beautiful all of the time has 10 covered all day long!
She has 10 covered all day, every day!
A phrase that is spoken in the movie The Crow. It means that even in the darkest of times light will eventually find its way through. Usually spoken in an optimistic tone of voice to shed some hope on something/someone.
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