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A GIRL that's on the hunt for some penis.
Hey Eliot! Check out that chick over by the bar. She's a total penis panther! I can smell her desperation from here!
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The term for waking up after a long night, and finding out that someone drew a penis on your cheek with a Sharpie marker.
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A perso. Who has a really good looking penis, atleast in the mid 7,s to 8's in length with a girth, whom uses it both, Like a jack hammer and also knows how to do it slow in a circular motion. And for a very long time. Usually can cum 3-4 and sometime throughout the night. Most remarkably he can wake you up with it, usually around 3am after a very intense earlier night of sex. The spotlight is when your a sleep and he's behind you in the spoon position, feels that even though you are a sleep but your pussy is still wet and ready. He starts very slow, introducing just the head into you, also
( must have a good mushroom head on his unit. ) This pleasures the sides of your lips and on entry makes you immediately start to become even wetter. Then he proceeds to cross your legs and continues to thrust deep inside at a rather vigorous speed. Pulling your hips so as to pleasure you very deeply until both of you cum at once.
Yes, I'm not kidding, he woke me up with such a passionate thrust, "I knew he he had a Bionic Penis.
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When a male is in a group consisting solely of females, thus being the only person with a penis.
Lonely penis-ing can be negative:
Guy: Dude, my girlfriend made me hang out with all of her girl-friends this weekend, I had such a lonely penis.
Or positive:
Guy A: As fun as it was hanging out with just biddies last night, I got a bit of a lonely penis
Guy B: I know dude, bros before hos
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random boys you meet on the street who want to give you their penis to play with!
Only accept the Hot ones!
Last night we were trynaaaaaa but ended up home at 1:30.... so decided to go looking for some street penis.
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The object on the inside of the perfume lid used to apply the perfume. Also known as the perfume wand.
You: What is this thing on the perfume lid?
Your friend: Oh! That's the perfume penis.
You: I thought it was called the perfume wand?
Your friend: No. I think perfume penis makes more sense...
You: Yea. It does.
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1. (adj)- An off-the-wall insult for an annoying person.
2. (noun)- A sex toy.
3. (noun)- A tongue twister.
1. Matthew, stop being a penis leash!
2. Austin's girlfriend didn't appreciate the penis leash he got her for her birthday.
3. PENIS LEASH, PENIS LEASH, PENISH LEASE, PENISH LEASHE!
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