boned the pig

A metaphor for a TV show that starts out mediocre or even poor before becoming a strong show in later episodes and/or seasons.

The term originates with the show "Black Mirror."

"Community" is my favorite TV show, but it boned the pig and so never developed the following it deserved.

You'll love "Buffy the Vampire Slayer," but be warned that it boned the pig for the better part of a season before finding its stride.

Lazy bones

Adjective when Iona sleeps until 11 AM, Aka lounger, bystander, drone, idler, laggard, loafer, observer, slouch, sluggard, spectator.

It's 11 AM, is Iona still asleep?

Yes, proper lazy bones!

throne and bone

when you invite someone over to watch game of thrones, with the intention to fornicate.

I have an HBO subscription, throne and bone?

Bonely

When you are lonely for boning.

I am very bonely right now.

bonely

desiring of sex more because of loneliness than horniness

"How you holding up?"
"Honestly, fuckin' bonely. I just want an affectionate fuck, to really feel like somebody cares about me."

breakfast boned

When you wake up and first thing you want before water or food or to even brush your teeth, is to bone down. So you do.

Hey girl, did he get it in last night?
Nah, but I got breakfast boned so it was all good!

hair boned

When a cat totally screws over your couch.

Melissa’s cat totally hair boned Adam’s couch!