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v. to be a lonely male with a boner, especially one that needs immediate attention. More than likely will be taken care of by Ms. Palm and her 5 little nieces.
I am feeling so bonely tonight that I will be pulling my pud as soon as I make it to my car.
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A word that describes the combined emotion of feeling bored and lonely. It is a perfect word describing the union of two very powerful emotions. Much like the word bootilicious.
Me: Mommy I'm feeling so bonely!!!
Mommy: Oh honey don't be sad. I know what will make you feel better. I made your most favorite food....
Me: Really, What?
Mommy: Roti and Dahl!!!
Me: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!I don't feel bonely anymore!
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A word that describes the combined emotion of feeling bored and lonely. It is a perfect word describing the union of two very powerful words. Much like the word bootilicious.
Mommy! I'm feelin so bonely!!!!
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A word that describes the combined emotion of feeling bored and lonely. It is perfect, as it is the union of two very powerful words. Much like the word bootilicious.
Me: Mommy I'm feeling so bonely!!!
Mommy: Oh honey don't be sad. I know what will make you feel better. I made your most favorite food....
Me: Really, What?
Mommy: Roti, Dahl and a side of aloo Gobi!!!
Me: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!I don't feel bonely anymore!
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Did you hear about Dave and John? I heard they went bone to bone.
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Having sex with a corpse so long since dead that all that's left of it's remains is a skeleton.
Friend 1: "Where's Tommy?"
Friend 2: "He's with your mom."
Friend 1: "Dude, my mom's dead."
Friend 2: "Yeah... he's boning bones."
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fuck a girl with your underwear on (cotton condom)
i fucked a girl using a bone bone
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