pure heart rule

When an action or question, usually directed towards a significant other, is done with the best intentions, there is little for which the one bringing forth the question can be faulted (in theory).

If I bring up how I don't like that my SO follows his ex on Instagram to him with the pure heart rule, I should be fine.

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Australian Rules Football

The manliest of games on earth.

Australian Rules Football is manlier than American Football because it requires athletic ability (fat blokes can't stand in a line and grope one another all game).

Australian Rules Football is manlier than Rugby because you need skills other than passing a ball down a line while running forward.

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Rule 666-B

You've lost the GAME. No exceptions.

Rules Of The Internet.

A:Hey what's up?
B:Rule 666-B
*A leaves*

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Rule 53

A sexual position which involves two anus's meeting with, and shitting within each other.

Person 1 - Ay m8, heard u took that girl home for a root last night.
Person 2 - yeah, it got pretty wild.
Person 1 - you dont mean...
Person 2 - hardcore rule 53.

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40 km rule

once you get 40 km west of Ottawa the relevancy of any public policy diminishes by a cubic factor (the exponential power of 3)

Bilingualism isn't relevant in Bumfuck, Saskatchewan

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one minute rule

When a person is Snapchatting either a guy or girl they like, they must wait at least one minute to open the Snapchat from the person they’re talking to to avoid seeming like they’re extremely into them or almost creepy.

“Oh my god, I opened Xander’s Snapchat like two seconds after he sent it. He’s going to think I’m obsessed with him.”

“You should’ve used the one minute rule Hannah.”

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The Two Song Rule

Generally applied at parties to prevent guests from putting on a shit album and everyone having to listen to it in its entirety. Anyone may put songs on and after two songs anyone may change the music. The Credence Clearwater Revival rule is the only exemption to the two song rule. Once a CCR album is started it must be listened to until it is finished or until the person who put it on wants to change it.

Guest 1: "I'm going to put some music on"
Guest 2: "yeah well don't put shit on, and if you do the two song rule applies"

Guest 1: "Hey I'm sick of this CCR I'm putting something else on"
Guest 2: "Like fuck you are, CCR rule applies"

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