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I like putting toe in my mouth when im board
Me: Mum i can i put my toes in your mouth
Mum: *puts me in a van*
Me: Mum what are you doing
Mum: You will see
3 HOURS LATER
Mum: Welcome son to toe gang.
Hear we put toes in out mouths in war against boobie gang
Me: What? What the hell are you talking about? I just wanted your toes in my mouth you are crazy
Mum: My toes boy now you have a choice.
You can join us and for the first time in your life be part of something great or you can go back home go to school and live a normal average life your choice.
Me: Ok i choose toe gang im in
Mum: Good son now come with me you have lots to learn...
the white shit in between your toes when you get jizz on your feet and it gets in your toe jam
Ah fuck i ate my toe cum jam before its ripe
A person who prefers to use the difficult art of strutting his stuff whilst walking on the very tips of his toes, than walking with a normal gait.
Look at the clip of yer man, walking on his Tippy Toes
An overreaction of everything, usually pointing out small stuff, but progressing it into a big deal.
"Ugh you seriously won't eat because of a small green dot on the wall that's barely even noticeable? That's tippy toes behavior"