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The shape your asshole makes after a long stretch of time where it's being used as a holder for dildos. Similar to the holes in an actual aqueduct
"Man, that Tammy is so kinky. She made me get an asshole aqueduct because she blackmailed me into holding her dildo for a week.
Someone who isn't necessarily an asshole and doesn't full execute on asshole-like intentions.
the proverbial "taint"
His asshole-ish girlfriend became his wife and now she is just an asshole.
when an asshole smells so bad that it is legit fermenting up there.
Dude… he had that kombucha asshole.
I shoved a refrigerator up my ass
Urban dictionary basketball asshole
When a pompous individual seemingly tries to be smart in their choice of language while being condescending to the person at the same time; a double-insult.
He’s always translating neutral statements into asshole-English just to be an asshole to her. What an asshole.
He is most likely the biggest asshole you know and os the capian of all assholes, hence the name but who knows maybe he has a soft side and is just using tough love.
Person 1: Hey look it's captian asshole. Person 2: who, Andrew? Person 1: yep that's captian asshole
When an internet troll questions your taste in media by using their own false claims of knowing how real plays work, they often claim that school plays don't qualify as actual experience and think that all drama classes are about learning about the likes of William Shakespeare, they also think that they know better than you in terms of pop culture references.
Wow...talk about a major case of Uncultured Asshole Disorder