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An amazing Beatles cover channel on YouTube. The guy that runs the channel is awesome! Subscribe to the two beats today!!
"Did you see that new two beats cover?"
"YEAHH it's awesome! 😎✌🏻"
A game played whilst sat on the toilet, in which one masturbates whilst having a poo, and they are victorious if they ejaculate before the poo comes out.
I played Beat the Poo earlier, unfortunately didn't win though.
To beat someone so bad it causes the change in their pocket and the cash in their wallet to fall out, the loss of all their investments and belongings, and to continue pummeling the person to total financial ruin where they owe the total world debt, approximately $190 trillion.
Barney: “Look, I got a two dollar winner”.
Andy: “I’m gonna beat you broke and send you the bill!”
the female version of "hit it & quit it"
friend : so what happened with you & o girl last night?
me : we smashed
friend : you gonna see her again?
me : she ain't been answering my texts i think she just hit me with the "beat it & boogie" 😭
An old saying that is used to describe times when it is raining but the sun is still shining and there is little to no cloud cover. Most commonly used by southern and/or country folk in the US.
Jim: Huh, the Devil is beating his wife.
Ted: What the hell is that supposed to mean?
To be badly beaten by hoards of individually pathetic opponents. The expression is believed to be derived from an event that occurred to a cutter who was severely injured by a hoard of angry spider monkeys. However, it's also used commonly by soldiers referring to fellow trained fighters who're defeated by civilians...
Poor Captain Jack, he was an MMA fighter but he still got beat by the monkeys when he was drunk at a grocery store and started a fight with some bagboys.
why do we need to beat furrys when we could be beating everyone like black people, white people and so on. everyone needs to be hurt cause funy.
National beat anyone day is good idea :