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asian eyes most commonly occurs when you toke too much dank greens and you are so high that your eyes have trouble staying open.
That blunt gave mikey the asian eyes bro.
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An anti-Semitic slur. used by Nazis on Jews during the holocaust, and recently was adopted by online trolls on /r/
“round up the rest of the sleepy eyes and bring them to the basement!”
-Heinz Schuster, some nazi movie
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When a man slaps a woman in the eye with his penis with such a force that it leaves a black eye.
When jared slapped marissa in the eye with his penis it gave her a black eye
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When it is so bright outside, you squint your eyes a lot and you look Asian
Hannah: "Dude it's so bright out here. I can't see a thing."
Amanda: "Maybe you should wear sunglasses like me so you don't get caught having Asian eyes."
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A mythical substance used for cleaning the eyes after seeing something so horrible that a mechanical device/act is required to remove its presence from the retina.
Despite familiarity with butt secks, felching, horse porn, munging, necrophilia and other douchebaggery, I still needed eye floss after clearing out the former VP of Marketing and Research's computer.
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An eye drop is when your pop out the glass eye of the woman you’re making love with and stick it up her anus. You then put your penis in her eye socket and she whistles “Steam Boat Willie”. Afterwards, she poops her eye into your mouth, you swoosh it around and clean it, then spit it into her eye socket.
Last night I eye dropped with Tammy.
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when someone uses the sparkling filter and their/his/her eyes sparkle, that means they/she/he are/is a virgin
A: he used the sparkling filter and his eyes sparkled
B: he is a virgin
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