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Someone who obsesses over facebook. These people undertake a number of behaviours that would not be even marginally acceptable in real life.
This often includes:
-Passive aggressive statuses because whoever it's regarding "knows who they are"
-Sharing of captioned pictures of cats, and no other funny pictures from the web
-Posting "inspirational pictures" with quotes about trite life philosophies; often written over the face of someone in a picture with more photoshop filters than anyone with taste would consider.
-Any posts regarding any level gaming will be ended with "i can be such a nerd lol"
Facebook Nerd: pokemon is awesome fuck i can be such a nerd at times
Actual Nerd/Reasonable Person: Playing pokemon no more makes you a nerd than listening to rap makes you black
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When you use a Facebook function as the basis for your joke. For example, using the tagging feature to point out something absurd or hilarious in someones photo.
"Dude, did you see Jenny's camel toe in that photo she just posted?"
"Haha yeah man, you should tag it"
Time for a little facebook humor.
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Someone that that has a facebook account just to "pop up" and make smartass comments on all their frienemys statuses. These insults are usually followed with an "lol" which makes it an (un)funny joke to everyone, but , hilarious to the Groundhog.
Status: Got a softball game tonight, hope it doesn't rain.
Facebook Groundhog: I hope it rains tonight, because you suck at Softball... lol
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A person who uses Facebook as a way of making snide, yet humorous comments about his or her friends.
Jack Thompson: Is pumped for Saturday night at the pub!
Facebook Smartypants: Of course you are - you're an alcoholic.
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Moments that are so insanely random, retarded, original, stupid that they are epic.
Therefore, making them Facebook material.
Facebook Moments
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A moment in life or on webcam that something funny or interesting happens to a friend or lover that you feel all your facebook friends NEED to know. (ie. embarrassing moment, accident, personal matters) That you post on your wall on Facebook
I made a faceplant last week and my bestfriend decided it was a facebook moment. Now people make fun of me for it!
My girlfriend did a booby dance last night. It was a total Facebook moment!
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(A.k.a. Social media feminist.)
A person, generally a male, who pretends or acts like a feminist or an advocate for women's rights but is actually just trying to get laid or make themselves look good. See also white knight - white knighting.
Also sometimes can be used to describe someone who pretends to be a good person on social media when they aren't. But generally still applies to guys who are douchebags to women.
Person 1: "Did you see so and so post about the me too movement? What a fucking Facebook-feminist he tried to fuck my 15 year old sister at some party last year. That creep! I should beat his ass."
Person 2: "That's pretty yikesy dude. Smdh."
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