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FBF or Facebook frontin' is when somone makes their appearance on facebook different from how they are in real life just to try and attract a certain group of people and/or make themselves look "cool".
Rat is Facebook Frontin' too hard. He's just tryna look cool for that girl.
Cheese be FBF too much.
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Someone who refuses to sign up for their own facebook account saying facebook is stupid, yet regularly uses their significant others account to stalk and/or creep other facebook accounts.
Dude, stop facebook kurting me from your girlfriends account, its weird.
When you receive a friend request that you do not want to accept nor deny so they just stay in your friend request notification tab.
My mom is trying to add me on Facebook but I'm just leaving her in Facebook purgatory.
When someone is on the computer and they go back and forth from other sites to facebook to check if they have mail.
Yo, why do you keep goin to facebook? You must have that facebook itch son.
an irresistible and urgent desire to consult your facebook account straightaway.
David: what's wrong with Sarah, she left without telling us.
Emma: gues she's surfing!
David: emmm, guess she's a "Facebook Itch".
The act of removing friends in facebook, down to the people you actually make some form of contact with.
Who the hell is (Random name here), time for some Facebook pruning.
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To change your relationship status to a person of your choice, with their consent of course, so that you are in a relationship with them.
Ashley: hey kel, wanna facebook date?
Kelly: yeah sure!
Ashley: *Ashley is now in a relationship with Kelly*
Ashley: so... when do you want to get married?
Kelly: *Is in shock thinking*
Ashley: You can answer any time now!
Kelly: This isn't happening!
Ashley: It's Aparent that it is! So...?
Kelly: Okay, Ashley. Prove it!
Ashley: What?
Kelly: Marco....
Ashley: Kelly, we're not in a pool!
Kelly: Do accept and understand what I'm asking of you?
Ashley: Whats that?
Kelly: I don't exactly know.
Ashley: Why?
Kelly: Because, if I can be honest here. You pretty well wrecked it for any other guy.
Ashley: How?
Kelly: Pacman, Laughter, when that elevator door opened it was like magic.
Ashley: Magic?
Kelly: Yes! Magic! They do call Disney the most magical place on earth, don't they?
Ashley: And your point is?
Kelly: Thank you for being my first *WHAM* *WOW* He's handsome, funny, & chill. Doesn't laugh that I'm a girl that liked video games and strange hats. And he's from another freaking Country! Just my luck right?
Ashley: You still didn't answer my question!
Kelly: You didn't ask me?
Ashley: Yes I did!
Kelly: No, you did not! Definitions don't count in real life. Rule 5!
Ashley: WHAT???
Kelly: It's only fair. Real life questions deserve real "Actual Life Gestures!" Right or Wrong?
Ashley: WOMEN!!!!
Kelly: MEN!!!