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When friends and family jest with each other by using their facebook without their permission, and update their status to vulgar things, usually involving gay sex.
Facebook: "I love men... facebookraped.com!"
Victim: "Shit, I've been facebook raped and everyone knows it, because they'll visit facebookraped.com"
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Someone who refuses to sign up for their own facebook account saying facebook is stupid, yet regularly uses their significant others account to stalk and/or creep other facebook accounts.
Dude, stop facebook kurting me from your girlfriends account, its weird.
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Someone that that has a facebook account just to "pop up" and make smartass comments on all their frienemys statuses. These insults are usually followed with an "lol" which makes it an (un)funny joke to everyone, but , hilarious to the Groundhog.
Status: Got a softball game tonight, hope it doesn't rain.
Facebook Groundhog: I hope it rains tonight, because you suck at Softball... lol
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A person who uses Facebook as a way of making snide, yet humorous comments about his or her friends.
Jack Thompson: Is pumped for Saturday night at the pub!
Facebook Smartypants: Of course you are - you're an alcoholic.
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Moments that are so insanely random, retarded, original, stupid that they are epic.
Therefore, making them Facebook material.
Facebook Moments
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A moment in life or on webcam that something funny or interesting happens to a friend or lover that you feel all your facebook friends NEED to know. (ie. embarrassing moment, accident, personal matters) That you post on your wall on Facebook
I made a faceplant last week and my bestfriend decided it was a facebook moment. Now people make fun of me for it!
My girlfriend did a booby dance last night. It was a total Facebook moment!
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(A.k.a. Social media feminist.)
A person, generally a male, who pretends or acts like a feminist or an advocate for women's rights but is actually just trying to get laid or make themselves look good. See also white knight - white knighting.
Also sometimes can be used to describe someone who pretends to be a good person on social media when they aren't. But generally still applies to guys who are douchebags to women.
Person 1: "Did you see so and so post about the me too movement? What a fucking Facebook-feminist he tried to fuck my 15 year old sister at some party last year. That creep! I should beat his ass."
Person 2: "That's pretty yikesy dude. Smdh."
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