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scallop fingers

What happens to your fingers after finger banging a girl too much. Possibly accompanied by the smell of fish.

Yo, I finger banged that bitch until I got scallop fingers.

by MonRolly August 30, 2017

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Finger Monkey

When you're fingering a butthole and get poop on your finger when you pull it out.

I thought I wiped good enough but when I fingered myself i ended up with a finger monkey!

by Brandon221531 March 23, 2020

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mustard fingers

a nickname of someone who maturbates alot.

p1> omg. ryan was so jacking off in math class!
p2> woo! go mustard fingers!

p1>hey mustard fingers! what'd you do yesterday?
p2>masturbate! what else, nigga!?

by fetusraper April 20, 2008

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Whiskey Fingers

When you are too drunk to finger someone before passing out.

Sally: I tried to rub one out last night, but I got whiskey fingers!!!
Harold: You sure it wasn't just being lazy?
Sally: Probably!! Lol I pulled a Tommy.

by Hnwillis November 21, 2015

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finger pointer

A complete asshole who makes dumb gestures to people, hence, pointing their finger.

Why do these finger pointer jackasses always point their damn finger when they talk? I guess dumb gestures were always a substitute for using your words.

by Nogoogleyeyes April 29, 2016

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hip finger

A penis

Chris knew she was the one because his hip finger was pointing right at her.

by Mr. McSweeter September 14, 2009

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Three fingered

When you insert 3 fingers

I asked her if she wanted to get three fingered but she said no.

by jiggysaw17 July 26, 2019

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