What happens to your fingers after finger banging a girl too much. Possibly accompanied by the smell of fish.
Yo, I finger banged that bitch until I got scallop fingers.
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When you're fingering a butthole and get poop on your finger when you pull it out.
I thought I wiped good enough but when I fingered myself i ended up with a finger monkey!
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a nickname of someone who maturbates alot.
p1> omg. ryan was so jacking off in math class!
p2> woo! go mustard fingers!
p1>hey mustard fingers! what'd you do yesterday?
p2>masturbate! what else, nigga!?
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When you are too drunk to finger someone before passing out.
Sally: I tried to rub one out last night, but I got whiskey fingers!!!
Harold: You sure it wasn't just being lazy?
Sally: Probably!! Lol I pulled a Tommy.
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A complete asshole who makes dumb gestures to people, hence, pointing their finger.
Why do these finger pointer jackasses always point their damn finger when they talk? I guess dumb gestures were always a substitute for using your words.
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Chris knew she was the one because his hip finger was pointing right at her.
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I asked her if she wanted to get three fingered but she said no.
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