when you do unexplainable things with a boy that can't be told
"I had the best coffee ride with him, but I can't go into any details."
when something/someone is bad asf and u just need to ride them like it’s the fourth of july. it’s all you can think about
did you see that biker go past us?? i would ride that thang like the fourth of july!!!!
The sexual act of straddling or humping a penis that has noticeable, possibly painful, curve or bend to it
My man has a curve so I had to learn to ride the camel.
When you see a lady with a mighty fine cameltoe usually whilst in a changing rooms and invite her to shag at the nearest possible opportunity. You do not undress her instead ripping and tearing into her clothes until her bulging pussy is revealed.
I couldn't help but ask emma to ride the camel in the changing rooms after i passed a glance at her crotch
When you relieve yourself while giving someone a piggyback ride.
He pee’d mid piggyback ride. He gave me a pee-ggyback ride!
When you smash up a house and act like nothing happened
Go away you fat ride
Dick riding fallacy is when a character you praise or have biased towards a character. and even get offended when people have different opinions about this said character. If they insult you because of your opinion of the character or keep bothering you because of them they commit a dick riding fallacy
“Your character has flaws”
“NO HE DOES NOT AND EVEN IF HE DOES NOT PROVRE IT”
“Damn bro it’s not that serious
“IDGAF PROVE HE HAS FLAWS ILL DEFEND MY CHARACTER NO MATTER WHAT EVEN IF THIER NOT GONNA LET ME HIT.
“Bitch I don’t have to prove it to state it gtf out of my face you just committed a dick riding fallacy.