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When you are female and sexually aroused.
I’m sure you have many creative ways to get your wet on!
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a name given to some one who portrays all the qualities of an absolute toolbag. this person just looks like the type of person who is not big or chill.
also someone who buys a 30 rack of beer for college and still has 27 of them left after 6 weeks....and has blacked out twice....
jon: "Yo did you hear vito did kathy's homework for her?"
ryan: "oh wow...hahah...he's your OFFICIAL boy"
kyle: "guys, i dont want to go to the party because i already told my mom and she called the cops"
nick: "but juan jarr will be there..."
kyle: "okay i'll come, but only because i want to see my OFFICIAL boy"
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A euphemism for throwing up on the floor, or just vomiting in general.
"Carl’s outside shouting at his shoes. I knew that last drink would put him over the edge."
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Every fucking word which comes up just says it at the fucking bottom.
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To be in a state of complete and absolute uselessness to any one or anything. No productive action or thought can be sequestered while in this annoying as hell state. Repeatedly dunking one's head into a bucket of rusty razors is more useful to the universe than twittling your nutsack.
Matt: DUDE!, UR MY PARTNER! STOP FUCKING TWITTLING YOUR NUTSACK AND HELP ME WITH OUR PHYSICS BRIDGE PROJECT!
Nadsack:...
Matt: I should have taken the entire class's advice.
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You want me to spell it out? YOUR A POOPY HEAD
-insert twitch streamer reaction here
“Your a poopy head”
-Twitch streamer screams than dies
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when you have so much bad emotion for something,(ex: hate love fear etc.)and you dont know what to do with it,you inflict physical pain on your self so you can justify/and help your mind extinguish where this hurt you are feeling, is comming from. (this is also known as cutting/or cutting your slef.
1.this chick went through depression cause all of the bad shit in her life, so she gave her mind ease, and reason for her emotions and slit her wrists.
2.don't slit your wrists please!!!
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