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While fisting a woman, if you are to lose your Super Bowl ring inside her vagina, you have performed a Unitas Punch. (Background: Johnny Unitas was one of the finest quarterbacks to ever grace an NFL field and is no way tied to the sordid sexual deeds described above).
I lost my ring last night.
Word?
Yeah Super Bowl XXXIV is only a memory. I gave her a Unitas Punch. I hope she doesn't ride a bike to work.
Punching an asshole with your tongue
I like it when someone is tongue punching my asshole.
Coochie punch is the action where you fist a woman with your hand lubed in vaseline
{chad} hey dude i just coochie punched {kira}
{jake} yooo did u use the vaseline lube
It means you're mentally hurt like jealous or sad and you can feel the pain in your heart.
Her: *sees crush*
Him: *texting another girl from across the room; making eye contact and smiling*
Her: *gets jealous and gets punched in the heart*
While you are having sex with your significant other and your are not satisfied so you decide to punch her and knock her out so the vaginal muscles tighten.
“I’m bout to drunken donkey punch this lil hoe”
To masturbate furiously as if one is on the moon.
When Buzz Aldrin landed on the moon, he was so excited he had to punch the Pacman.
When someone preforms oral sex on a male and punches his testicles as if it were a punching bag.
Dude my balls are still in pain from last night. She went in when she gave me a mexican punching bag.