Australian Rules Football

The manliest of games on earth.

Australian Rules Football is manlier than American Football because it requires athletic ability (fat blokes can't stand in a line and grope one another all game).

Australian Rules Football is manlier than Rugby because you need skills other than passing a ball down a line while running forward.

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Rule 666-B

You've lost the GAME. No exceptions.

Rules Of The Internet.

A:Hey what's up?
B:Rule 666-B
*A leaves*

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Rule 53

A sexual position which involves two anus's meeting with, and shitting within each other.

Person 1 - Ay m8, heard u took that girl home for a root last night.
Person 2 - yeah, it got pretty wild.
Person 1 - you dont mean...
Person 2 - hardcore rule 53.

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40 km rule

once you get 40 km west of Ottawa the relevancy of any public policy diminishes by a cubic factor (the exponential power of 3)

Bilingualism isn't relevant in Bumfuck, Saskatchewan

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one minute rule

When a person is Snapchatting either a guy or girl they like, they must wait at least one minute to open the Snapchat from the person they’re talking to to avoid seeming like they’re extremely into them or almost creepy.

“Oh my god, I opened Xander’s Snapchat like two seconds after he sent it. He’s going to think I’m obsessed with him.”

“You should’ve used the one minute rule Hannah.”

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The Two Song Rule

Generally applied at parties to prevent guests from putting on a shit album and everyone having to listen to it in its entirety. Anyone may put songs on and after two songs anyone may change the music. The Credence Clearwater Revival rule is the only exemption to the two song rule. Once a CCR album is started it must be listened to until it is finished or until the person who put it on wants to change it.

Guest 1: "I'm going to put some music on"
Guest 2: "yeah well don't put shit on, and if you do the two song rule applies"

Guest 1: "Hey I'm sick of this CCR I'm putting something else on"
Guest 2: "Like fuck you are, CCR rule applies"

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One-Floor rule

The annoying rule applying to Cougar Village, an on-campus student housing facility at the University of Houston, that says you can only use your Cougar ID to go to ONE FLOOR of the building, the floor you live on, and no other floor.

The elevators have magnetic strips where you have to swipe your ID in order to use the elevator. Sort of an overly-bureacratic security measure type thing.

(Two people get into an evelator at Cougar Village and one guy swipes his card to go the third floor.)

Guy 2: Hey man can you hit 6 for me?

Guy 1: One-floor rule bra, sorry. I live on 3.

Guy 2: Man, fuck that.

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