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The Monster mash

When a person has a bowel movement while showering and proceeds to force it down the drain with his/her foot.

I could tell from her glistening brown toes that Ethel had done the monster mash this morning.

by Stinner July 6, 2018


ego monster

Someone who likes to be better than anyone else

See Marcus over there? He told me I can't lift because I'm not pretty. What an ego monster.

by Dream smasher February 29, 2016


monster nap

(v.)Often confused with too much sleep. A monster nap is when you sleep for almost a full day due to lack of sleep the day before.

"Why was Derek pissed off at the dodgeball game?"
"We woke him up from his monster nap."

by theonewhoflops October 17, 2017


Blood Monster

A blood monster is an extremely dangerous, terrifying, and horrid creature made from the blood of its victims!

Watch out here comes a blood monster

by monstermaniac123 November 5, 2021


Sausage Monster

When you are sleeping and wake up to banging in your wardrobe and open the wardrobe realising that its your dad fucking your sister with a big fat juicy sausage while he is eating cookies and forces you to join in while your dad rips out a bottle of lube and sticks it on your cock forcing you to fuck your sister and cream-pie her wet pussy then waking up and realising it was all a dream then walking in on ur sister webcaming to old pedos.

“I had an umpleasant nightmare about the sausage monster last night”

by CreeperAu February 9, 2021


P-Monster

P=pussy
Monicker given to a nerdy guy who is either getting more sex than any of his friends or is getting next to nothing . Nobody knows for sure because the guy is Irish and so are most of his friends. If a man becomes known as a P-Monster he will be called "P Monster" for life. He is either a pussy and gets none, or he gets tons of pussy

Here comes the P-Monster!

by maalimP April 9, 2018


Frankenstein's Monster

In reference to the fictional character in Mary Shelly's novel Frankenstein. What happens when you mention a thing you like (e.g. band, movie, etc...) to someone and they become a cult follower of said thing, taking it to the nth degree.

Clarence: I watched Fight Club with Nick yesterday and I think I've created a Frankenstein's Monster; now all he wants to do is fistfight people and pretend he's got split personality disorder.

Joe: Dammit, is that why he hit me in the ear just now!?

by Undercoverstoic September 4, 2013