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When you own airpods but don't use them
Air pods owner: can u turn that down? Its really loud
Non air pods owner: no sry i dont own airpods
Air pods owner: thats fine,... Can u maybe just use ur headset instead?
Non air pods owner: ok we get it... U own air pods
Im coming out of the closet! Im homosexual. I love my new air pods privilege
the smell that comes from a mans anus
that it’s some peculiar angus air
The part of the body where gas builds up, but hasn't yet travelled far enough to be expelled from the asshole.
"Damn bruh, I'm tryna focus on this conversation but I can't 'cause my air garage is full."
After somebody busts ass you say "throw an air freshener on that bitch"
Katie, that stinks, throw an air freshener on that bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When a girl rims a guy and while rimming she encloses the colon of the guy completely with her lips and starts blowing out, thus inflating the intestines of the guy.
Did she really give Ryan a Russian hot air balloon in the gym bathroom?
the action of trying to impregnate the air
(50% success chance)
(50% death chance)
"THAT NIGGA IS AIR HUMPING!!!, HE'S TRYING TO IMPREGNATE THE AIR!!!"
Plans that you have that are in the air or not set in stone. The plans are still up for change.
"We have air plans to go to Florida for spring break"
"I think I'm gonna go see Jamie on Friday, but that's just an air plan right now"