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From the TV series of South Park, Stan is made to choose between a Turd Sandwich or a Giant Dooche for the school mascot, but personally, VOTE FOR TURD SANDWICH! VOTE FOR TURD SANDWICH! VOTE FOR TURD SANDWICH! VOTE FOR TURD SANDWICH!
Stan: So you want me to choose between a Giant Dooche or a Turd Sandwich...?
Cartman: VOTE FOR GIANT DOOCHE
Kyle: VOTE FOR TURD SANDWICH
A euphemism for Hillary Clinton.
Hillary Clinton is such a Turd Sandwich that she managed to lose the election to Donald Trump.
The slight hop that occurs while on the toilet, aware of the splash your next turd will produce to avoid a wet ass
Guy 1: Dude i had a major dump coming so i stretched out my legs, ready to do some turd hurdling.
Guy 2: Dude im a state champ turd hurdler, never got a drop of water on my ass!
The perverse and possibly masochistic pleasure of seeking situations that are likely to cause oneself to be outraged or offended, in order to be being outraged or offended by them.
"I just posted this cry-laughing Charltie Brooker quote on Twitter, only to get jumped on by tweeps pointing out my technical inaccuracies."
Don't worry about it, they're just "Panning for turds".
A turd creeper is when you feel like you need to pass gas, but a turd creeps out instead.
When I woke up in bed I thought I needed to pass some gas but was surprised by a turd creeper.
When someone SHITZ on yo Titehs
If i was to pull down my pants, position my Anus over yo chest and take a crap on yo Titehz You would Have TURD TITIES K BITCH
A turd that is made into a sock
Jill, your turd sock is aweasome!