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You probaly looked this up so you can look at the sex stories other people wrote knowing DAM well you are not going to do it once in your life.
"Oh yeah, I cummed at the sex stories other people wrote in Urban Dic, damn they are such good writers"
From the TV series of South Park, Stan is made to choose between a Turd Sandwich or a Giant Dooche for the school mascot, but personally, VOTE FOR TURD SANDWICH! VOTE FOR TURD SANDWICH! VOTE FOR TURD SANDWICH! VOTE FOR TURD SANDWICH!
Stan: So you want me to choose between a Giant Dooche or a Turd Sandwich...?
Cartman: VOTE FOR GIANT DOOCHE
Kyle: VOTE FOR TURD SANDWICH
A condition which I wish I have and might actually do.
Me: Doctor I think I have... Autism
Doctor: Yeah, I know, you do since the first day you came to my clinic.
You
Stop getting offended at Urban Dictonary defintions, that makes you very insecure
Me:You're so insecure like imagine getting offended over an Urban Dictonary defintion XD
A piece of crappy paper that teachers forcefully make you do so that you can suffer and have no time to even do any other crap and should be thrown into the pits of hell, infact im actually doing my homework while writing this.
Me:My homework is just a piece of bullsh*t