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american: make america great again
next president: No im going to Donald j. trump it
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45th president of the greatest country in the world. A man of his word, a man who gets the job done.
I need more people in my life like Donald J. Trump.
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A very epic man and quite possibly one of the best presidents of the U.S.
Donald J Trump destroyed the libtard left in that rally yesterday.
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The best time of the school year at Grapevine High School! It's when our principal Jerry Hollingsworth makes all the students peanut butter and jelly sandwiches but cleverly named PB and J-Ho's!
"Im having such a bad day"
"Well we are having "PB and J-Ho's" today!"
"AH SWEET!"
PB and J-Ho's
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A man who always looks like he has to go somewhere, even during interviews and commercials.
Michael J. Fox always has to go places.
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1) The extraordinarily rare phenomenon experienced when two souls destined to be one, finally join to create the most badass relationship anyone will ever experience in their lifetime.
2) The modern day story of romeo and juliet.
3) An ever-growing, undying, passionate, unconditional love that will withstand the test of time, through any adversity.
4) The act of partaking in the most amazing, mind-blowing sex, several times throughout the day; often attracting the attention of the neighbors and occassionally causing people to call the police.
5) Untill a year ago, a myth or folklore thought to not be possible.
Random Couple observing the J and S Show: "Damn baby, I wish we could be like them!"
J & S: "Its the J and S Show bitches!!!!!!"
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What insecure white kids call marijuana, this is a break off of the common expression "mary jane". although humorous this expression is fucking stupid
charlie white boy: sell me an ounce of that sweet mary j blige
Dealer: What the fuck cracker?
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