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Shrewsbury College, also known as a shit tip for knobheads who think they're the shit with an elf bar in their hand.
Home to many nonces, freaks, and even people who look like absolute donkeys.
London Road, the campus that looks like a sweatshop ran by indians, promised amazing jobs with the available courses, but you get given a stage 4 warning after a month of banter with a lanky ginger guy and suddenly your kicked out. Or your getting threats by a lanky freak in the library and suddenly you're scrapping outside shops where his "mrs" kicks you in the head with Converse on her feet.
Harvey - "yeknawamean shan, this Shrewsbury College is fuckin mint mush."
Dakey - "nah its not la, smacked up teacher earlier, she was pregnant n all."
Zack - "you man seen my teeth anywhere blud?"
George - "oi owen bro shut your mouth you dickhead."
Don’t stress about school just enjoy it whilst it lasts
“Science is stressing me out “,”lolage not college”
Underrated School. Small, but produces world class gentlemen.
Gheez, those Redfield College boys are an example of true gentlemen
Quality education accompanied with Fun and Vibrant activities
Think of education and fun, DISTED College is the place to be.
An actual cult disguised as a residential college at the University of Otago
Breather 1: Ay that girl fine af
Breather 2: Nah bro she at Knox College
Breather 1: Oh shit never mind then
Hoes bank college
full of stuck up twelves who think they run Sydney and better than everyone because they go to a co-ed school.
All boys act like their apart of a gang and all the girls act like everyone loves them but in reality their a bunch on nobody’s, flops and slurs
guy- “what school do u go to”
girl - “rosebank college you”
guy - *pending*
A fake college where all the staff are groomers and they allow rape. Don’t forget the blue American spirits.
“Hey man I got into Sterling college VT!”
“You mean that weird camping cult? Good luck bro”