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Rca is a religious rabbinical yeshiva where the boys there talk to trees and dont get any pussy they try hard to stand out but the only thing standing out is their boners, its a good school after all to become a lawyer or jewish doctor and make your jewish grandmother rebbeca proud. The learning is very top tier and suitable for any jewish boy after their bar mitzvah with drake. the boys give off good radiance in the streets and inspire others with not such radical ideals. Did i forget that rca is highly recognized. They learn talmud an ancient series of jewish texts in which they apply to all academic studies- talmudic law, talmudic health, talmudic plumbing, talmudic shelving. The boys in rca tend to be good looking and many other jewish schools are jelous of that fact.
Shoshana did you hear "davids son is studying talmudic fishing in rabbinical college of america"
"Wow hes one sexy jonah he must have learnt in rabbinical college of america"
He botched aunt bettys surgery he must have studied talmudic health in rabbinical college of america
"Amazing the shit stopped leaking from the kitchen stove that plumber must have studied talmudic plumbing in rabbinical college of america"
A school with a bunch of idiotic rules in place
why did Cardijn College punish kids for not wearing a tie like WTF
HEll on fire, SHit school Please help
Chanel college is shit
oh where to start. this shitty ass school in the worst canadian province (quebec). So many fucking rich kids, wannabes, hoes and shit. i fkg hate it here. the teachers are the worst except for the history one. The monitors are the biggest assfaces ever. Old ass french people fuckin annoy me. oh to burn this school down (all jokes accept my submission). Full of dreadheads. no fkg fights. no drama. gay ahh school. shi look fuckin lgbtq frm the outside. hard ass homework, hard ass tests. like math n shit hard asl like pipe down on yo shi tf. I can go on n on but yeah fuq dis skl
bro 1: yoo bro what u school u go to
bro 2: college citoyen
bro 1: ah nah i feel bad bro fr
when she’s a normal cool girl you like to spend time with and then she goes to college and comes back with no brain cells and this accent
before-
me,her: intellectual conversations
after-
me to her: hey what are you thinking ab rn?
her to me: ummmm so there’s actually like no thoughts going through my brain rn. i think i need to do some more hard drugs so my brain can work more *with dumb bitch accent
me to her: yeah u done got COLLEGE BITCH SYNDROME and probably anemia or something idk
A person who has taken 100 level classes at the local junior college in philosophy, psychology, and literature and pretends to be an intellectual by sprinkling obscure references in everyday speech. Somehow a reference to Kierkegaard will suddenly show up when deciding which toppings should go on a pizza. Or some reference they heard from the show Big Bang Theory, without citing the source, about Schrödinger's cat will pop up because they think it will impress everyone.
The comedian Dennis Miller is a good example.
"If John is so smart, why does he work as a dishwasher at Shakey's"
"Don't be fooled, John is a Community College Intellectual with an inferiority complex."