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Most probably, one of the most difficult things to make.
love confession, damnit.
Everyone makes his own.
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A love yap is a display of affection through mouth movement commonly mistaken as a yawn.
Sarah: Man, my boyfriend was yawning all last night at my place
Laura: Are you sure it wasn't a love yap?
A euphemism for semen, most suitable for the holiday season.
"All I want for Christmas is less blood in my love nog."
The love grip is an extremely powerful and rare sex move practiced only by versatile and agile sexual fiends. Often compared to the tactics of boa constructer in the open, the love grip is strong and creates a tight handle on both participants. The woman lies on her side while the man wraps around her in a specific position. He wraps his outside leg over her hip while interlocking her outside arm around his neck with hers and the two essentially become inseparable. Meanwhile the man goes to town on the girls coin slot and goes for gold. Usually you need to have gatorade prime, preform and recover because chances are, you and every other person in the room is going to need to refuel after this one. it was surprisingly invented by the amish who are extremely passionate in their home sewn sheets once the oil lamps go out and the stockings come off. Bringing snacks is also a good idea, but when isn't bringing snacks a goos idea?
Elsa: I got the love grip from a slightly overweight trucker yesterday
Gretchen: wow you must have been feeling ambitious
Elsa: undoubtedly the most profound experience I have ever had in a motel 6
When your ex-girlfriend acquires a fake social media account to publicly shame you. Usually because said ex-girlfriend is crazy as shit. Like so crazy the Judge gave custody to the father, just because even he knows she is bat-shit crazy.
I won custody of my son and now my ex is pulling a "Sammy Love" on me.. spreading lies about me on facebook.
noun, adj King of love, love of a king
an individual who houses no hatred, judgement, nor segregation in their heart. They are the true definition of love at its purest form by loving everyone; even thy enemies receive the same degree of love as if they were thy mother, father, sister, or brother. This individual breaks all cultural barriers and stereotypes placed on him by society. A love king loves love so much that it's the only thing that he is of when people see him. The best friend, brother, confidant, etc.
1. I understand why he's called the Love King now; he's so loving and caring for everyone
2. Chris is the Love King and everyone knows this by just hanging with him.
One of the many names for your penis, cock, man sword, third leg, etc.
She sucked his love slug all.
He played with his love slug.
She was milking his love slug.