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Two squirrels screwing in a wool sock

The hottest of days in the humid summer of Tulsa Oklahoma.

It's as hot as two squirrels screwing in a wool sock outside

by Tidfl3s April 5, 2024


Sock trinket

A delightfully-tiny dollop of crusty, dried cum inside of a sock - usually found under a bed.

When Timmy turned 18, I found a sock trinket in his room, next to his father's Playboy magazines.

by MrBabache February 11, 2018


Nutted In my sock

To ejaculate in your sock making them crunchy

In da room I beat my cock,nutted in my sock.

by SockNutter431 July 19, 2021


Cute socks

When a person has so many hoes they start having sex with socks for fun and that’s what the call cute socks people who normally do this there names normally start with J

Last night I heard blank having cute socks

by BigPimpMaster July 29, 2022


sock docking

A gay man engaging in masturbation into a sock.

Can't get a boyfriend, try sock docking.

by avinabeer December 12, 2018


Sock milk

Man juices

Tom picked up the wrong sock and sock milk leaked out

by AOletsgo October 8, 2020


Sock emoji

Used by men to imply the summoning of demonic forces in order to accentuate the domination towards the female

:candle: :sock emoji: :candle:

by Hemir574 June 27, 2021

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