Random
Source Code
Random
To have your mouth literally destroyed by hours of oral sex
Joey’s mom usually walks bowlegged after sex but it’s pretty obvious what was on the menu tonight by how bow mouthed she was
When a girl won't suck you because she has a sore throat!
I can't go down on you, I have toast mouth!
You are sucking up with so many complements that it's like you have your mouth full male orgasmic excretion.
After plying lots of unfounded compliments to someone, the person responds by saying, "You've said a mouthful."
It is when you are so tired or drunk that you don't know what you are talking about and you are slurring your words.
Me: "You should take your shirt off, because you got too much pot on it."
Dude:"You should go to bed, because you got drunk mouth. And no one knows what you are talking about."
When you're just so shocked, you just stare wide-eyed & open-mouthed, like the Pokémon Magikarp
Jane was so stunned at what just happened, she had a Magikarp Mouth
When friends battle it out by connecting their mouths and tongue wrestling.
After a girl told her friend to fight her, they settled their dispute through mouth fighting.
Pussy Eating Mouth aka P.E.M is a term used when describing a person with full lips and or a wide mouth best for eating pussy.
A PEM should not only be noticeable by their mouth but also the slighty wimpy stature they carry. His walk should say hes so desperate to eat pussy … but not just anyones….
Emma “Wow Jeremy Strong has such a pussy eating mouth”
Sandy “Yes omg his lips are so big, i knoww he eats.”
honorable mentions:
Anthony Kiedis
Justin Long
Albert Hammond Jr
Michael B Jordan
Julian Casablancas
Kevin Gates
and that one guy in college