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To eat spicy food and realize that all pain is an illusion.
I’m about to order some spicy pad Thai and ride the dragon.
The act of sitting on a dildo made of pure steel(minimum 2 feet long), while thrusting and yelling "I'm gonna live forever", all while listening to like a virgin by Madonna, and coated from head to toe in organic, local skim milk.
Hey Xander, I just had the dankest steel joy ride east of the Mississippi brother!
1. So addicted to riding you MUST ride or whither away. (motorcycles)
2. Diabetics that MUST exercise...this is their motto, "ride to live" (motorcycles)
I am a diabetic, I must ride to live...
The act of one or more bouncer(s) riding a person being asked to leave down the stairs towards the exit of a bar or establishment you are being removed as if you are a sleigh (sled, surfboard, snowboard... you get the idea)
If that drunk dude keeps messing up he is going for a Fredericksburg Sleigh Ride.
When someone puts their ass cheeks over a clit and squishes it in between.
Last night when Gary went all ride the jellybean I almost came but then he farted.
The experience of using a toilet; a take on the term "throne" when referring to a toilet.
How was the Captain's Ride; How was the shit you just took
The act of eating a cooter, she grabs your mullet so you can’t stop. Aka “Free Mullet Ride”
“Jenny, want a Mullet Ride?” “Hell yes, but excuse my furry cooter!”