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When one whines and complains and generally acts like a crybaby. There are various ways CSB can be used in daily life, please see below.
Ex 1: “Man, it’s so hot. Oh, my feet hurt, can we sit down. Why do we have to walk this far, I’m tired.” “Shut the fuck up and stop your fucking whining you Chicken Sandwich Bitch (CSB)!!!!”
Ex 2: “Oh no, It’s raining and I forgot my umbrella in the car”. “Why don’t you hold that big Chicken Sandwich over your head to keep you dry”.
Ex 3” “My girlfriend just left me for my brother, I am so fucking pissed I think I might kill myself” “Want some mayo with that?”
Ex 4: “I just had the worst day ever! My boss caught me watching porn on my computer and fired me. Then I got a speeding on the way home. And I think I gots the syph” “Chomp. Chomp. Chomp.” (This last example is most effective if you pretend to hold a chicken sandwich in your hands and then bite down on it as you make the chomping sound)
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She gave him a tun fish sandwich instead of a blow job
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When a gentleman takes a crap into a woman's vagina, then ejaculates, then takes a second crap into the woman's vagina creating a brown, white, brown appearance then screws that mess until he comes again.
Michael really gave Karli a Washington Ice Cream Sandwich last night!
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When someone tosses someone else's salad, but uses jelly or preserves instead. It is unclear why this is called a "peanut butter and asshole sandwich" if it has no peanut butter, but it does have a ring to it.
When giving people a peanut butter and asshole sandwich, strawberry jam should be avoided because of the tiny seeds.
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When you are having sex with a women who is on her period, switching between her ass and her crotch. The female then performs oral sex on you.
He pulled a peanut butter and jelly sandwich on who?!
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when a girl refuses to have sex with you so you jerk off on a peanut butter sandwich and offer it her
my girl friend was a stiff bitch so I gave her a peanut butter and mayonaise sandwich
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When a male is having sex with a male while having sex with a female or MMF.
Sarah, Mike, and Sam got together and had an open faced sausage sandwich last night